Tuesday, May 27, 2008
i'm going to ignore my aunt, unker sepet and sister from now onwards!
updated @
9:16 PM
hello everyone!
miss me anot?
or you have long forgotten about me already???
yes, yes...i'm Haniq. who else, right? nobody should forget me ok.
tell me which other babies or toddlers dare to blog at this space of my aunt's?
only ME. her thick-skinned and shameless nephew of hers. bah!
yes, i'm a toddler already now! =) so so happy!
yes, ignore that first picture please. that one, im still a baby lah.
now, im much more handsome already ok. toddler what!
don't believe?
nvm, just follow-up on my development. chet!
so what have i been up to all this while?
i smiled and still smile much more now.
toddler what! must show off abit. heh.
see, i can sit already.
i enjoyed disturbing my aunt while doing her work. or NOT.
i was puzzled though on why the adults called that red little thing a mouse.
then, why didn't i see any cats chasing it just like how Tom, the cat chased Jerry, the mouse?
.
.
.
because there's no cat in the house what! duh!
pardon my language. im a toddler what! heh.
i enjoyed sitting on my aunt's comfy yet childish bed.
i wondered how she can be a teacher. -_-
im a toddler what! that's why im curious and puzzled.
i enjoyed playing and talking to Patrick. the only thing missing was a box.
Patrick isn't alive, you say?
myohmy!
you just gotta have that little imagination! *insert rainbow*
that's what Patrick and Spongebob Squarepants taught me.
for im a toddler who naively believes in everything that i see or hear what!
i enjoyed playing with my sister, Pooh and Tigger!
spot something similar on my jumper?
yes, Pooh and Tigger!
cannot, is it? im a toddler what! who wants to be a loyal fan of Pooh and Tigger.
i enjoyed making baby pout. or sulking when i really want something.
and i heard that my aunt's friend, *ayu has a niece who pouts oh so well seh!
(i must learn from her man! a good reason for me to tackle her too. lol.)
again, im a toddler and only toddler is cute and legal enough to pout.
unlike the adults. so NOT cute ok? (esp. my aunt)
i enjoyed stealing my grandma's AVON bag.
i was just trying to help her friend's promote the product anyway.
i know, the brand couldn't be seen there.
i was just trying to purposely make mistake so my talent in modeling won't be spotted.
i know again, im as humble as a bumble bee. =)
a humble toddler, one character that you must understand. hehe.
oh, i enjoyed drinking instant milk from i.do.not.know.which.cow.or.goat.
but i love mummy's milk more.
for i can feel the nutrients in it which boost up my intelligence and bring me closer to mummy. =)
toddler, toddler, a proud toddler i am. with mummy's milk in me.
ibu...ibu....engkaulah ratu hati ku!
but heck, i do NOT enjoy being made a fool. who enjoys it anyway?
hmm, but the second look of it, i looked kinda cute though. no?
i got long eyelashes leh! at least give me some credits for it, can?
last but not least, i enjoyed learning how to crawl yaw!
you may call me an expert crawler! nyehnyeh...
unfortunately, i couldn't be an awesome night crawler from the X-Men. =(
but do i have that X-factor to be a hiphop singer like Soulja Boy?
not even the look?
how about this....
sing along with me...
Soulja Boy off in this (oooohhhh)
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then superman that (ooohh)
Now watch me YUUAAA! (Crank that Soulja Boy)
still no hope?
(even though i totally don't understand the meaning of the lyrics at all. just ooohh here and there!)
sigh! no chance at all even for a toddler like me?
chet!
oh, i almost forgot to tell you another important thing man!
that it made everyone at home oh so tired and frustrated. hehe.
baby teething! (spot my beautiful teeth, NOT my hidung kembang!)
yes, i know that it is the most dreaded part of growing up which most adults hate i guess.
i was grouchy.
i was really frustrated over nothing.
i was such a spoiltbrat, insisting to be carried all the time.
i was being sucha girl. a crybaby, i was. =(
but heck, the adults find it hard to understand how we, babies and toddlers feel.
it hurts alot, ok?
nvm, let's put the bitter part aside.
i am one proud and happy toddler now. =)
i can easily forget about my shyness and smile at every baby girl that i see now.
my form of saying 'hello'. =)
don't play-play ok! my captivating smile with my white shining baby teeth can melt their hearts!
ok enough about me.
let's talk about today.
what happened, you ask?
you nosey people! okok, kidding!
anyway, somebody visited me earlier on. or so i believed.
that i even pushed my aunt aside just so i could jump onto this person.
yes, yes! unker sepet was here earlier on.
my aunt and unker sepet lepak at home for awhile after sending my sister to school for a field trip to Singapore Science Centre.
i was oh so excited.
since it's once in awhile that unker sepet visits me for the obvious usual reason - my grandpa,
i grabbed every opportunity to slam-dunk with him. yeah!
what to do, right?
majority of the members at home is female.
and i had to wait for my other unker a'an to return home from school to have our usual slam-dunk session.
the other two males? bah, they're busy working and returned home looking oh so shagged!
see, i was oh so elated.
however, my aunt and unker sepet had to fetch my sister from school in the afternoon.
i cried. i begged. i wanted them to bring me along. but i failed. =(
happiness is short-lived. do you agree?
and worst, my sister was known for being the best reporter once she returned home from school.
i knew about their whereabouts then.
i was sad.
why, you ask again?
they enjoyed filling their stomachs with fattening meals of MacD.
without me. =(
see, they even made silly faces with those favourite fries of mine.
without me again. =(
i wanted to join in the fun too ok!
but nvm, unker sepet still thinks of me back at home anyway.
he stared hard at the fries, knowing that i would finish all of it if i were there.
that's why he looked oh so gloomy. =)
aiya, he was still sleepy actually. he woke up at 730am.
that's rather unusual for him unless he's working in the morning shift. haha.
mummy, let's go to Burger King on your next off day!
don't tell the rest about it ok.
we will wake up early in the morning for breakfast and sneak out very quietly.
just the two of us on a hot date - mummy and son. =)Labels: haniq talks
