Saturday, January 26, 2008
i don't know what to do with this aunty of mine
updated @
11:49 PM
ya...ya it's me again. haha.
im so bored as nobody is entertaining me.
they think after making me happy with breastfeeding (aiya, shy!) and changing my diaper (even more shy!),
they can just leave me on my own in the walker.
not so simple wokay! baby too need some love and attention yo!
recently, it seems everyone in the house is busy with their own stuff especially this aunty of mine.
she's so busy that she ignored me.
surprisingly, she's home today. on a saturday.
boyfriend-less wat!
so i guess she kept herself busy with those a-s-s-i-g-n-m-e-n-t-s.
not that she can help it. lol!
but no worries, im here to entertain her since no one wants to entertain this poor, seeking attention baby boy. me lah!

i sneaked into her room, trying my luck to get her attention, ignoring whatever consequences that im going to face.
i must be brave ok. if not, how am i going to protect my country when i grow up?

out of nowhere, aunty shrieked, "who wants to lend me a hand in my assignments??"
i was shocked of course! didn't see that coming yo!
trembling in fear, i do not know what's wrong with my body system that i raised my right hand right away without thinking.
it seems my brain and the nerve system doesn't work together that moment.
i was still in shock, remember? see that scared face of mine? pfft! no choice lah.
im still a scaredy-cat lah. still not man enough to be in NS to serve the country well. boohoo!

ok that aside, i picked up my courage and forced myself to forget about that shocking moment.
i was curious enough actually to know how to do those a-s-s-i-g-n-m-e-n-t-s that made my aunty'e life such a misery.
that she can sit in front of the desktop all day, i tell you! serious no shit.
but of course, like any other humans, she too has to go for toilet break, dinner break, dreaming break, tv break, kit kat break and whatever break lah.

huh? what?! blank paper? are you kidding me, dear aunty?
im serious in helping you ok and you tricked me! -_-
hmm, should i take it or ignore her, and have another target to entertain?

haiya, just take it lah. do i have a choice?
this aunty always say life is all about making choice, but she never let me make a choice of my own!

so, what should i do with this paper?
since my help is not needed anyway. hor, aunty?

my act of defiance.
you think you can step over my head, dear aunty?
think twice wokay. lalalalalla....

nah! i return this crumpled paper to you! not fun!
nyenyehh...

ok lah, at least i did entertain her for awhile right?
to get her to stop scratching her head to think of what to add into the m-a-t-h-s t-o-p-i-c.
at least, i'll be her replacement since unker sepet is having his good times in KL.
but then again, i don't want to be a permanent replacement ok! no thanks!
if not, i'll have to accomodate with her roller coaster mood just when a-s-s-i-g-n-m-e-n-t-s are piling up. no thanks again!

so, unker sepet!
please come home soon! you're really being missed by aunty.Labels: haniq talks, love